Dear Dumbledore
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June 2020
Dear Dumbledore, My friend asked me to help her hang some art up, but I accidentally turned the walls yellow with green and pink spots. What do I do? - Friend in Trouble Dear Friend in Trouble, Try to find more art, and cover all of the spots with the art. Just say that you thought the walls looked a bit plain. They'll thank you for it. Prof. Dumbledore Dear Dumbledore,
Help! I was taking a walk with my friends, but a giant hole in the ground came and sucked her up. I've looked everywhere, but I can't find her! What do I do? - Looking for a friend Dear Looking for a friend, Pretend like you never knew her. People will be confused at first, but after a while they'll all just think they've gone crazy. You'll be in a bit of trouble if she comes back, but let's focus on the present. Prof. Dumbledore October 2019
Dear Dumbledore, My owl just won't listen to me sometimes. Whenever I want it to send a letter to someone, it just poops on the person instead. I've been trying to get them to stop but nothing I've done is working. What do I do? - An Owl Issue An Owl Issue, There are two things you could do here. You could get a new owl or you could just not send letters! What an easy question! Hope you found this helpful, Prof. Dumbledore Dear Dumbledore,
Help! My socks keep disappearing. Now none of my socks match and I'm forced to wear odd looking combinations. What can I do? - Stupid Socks Dear Stupid Socks, Get more socks. One can never have enough socks, after all.* Prof. Dumbledore *Quote isn't my own, created by J.K. Rowling |