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Reasons NOT to Go Green
Silver Team
March 2016
Graphic by Prof. Scarlet Leslie-Lewis
Silver may be second place, but it's still above the green grass below the podium.
Green Bells
is a horrible name for a song.
"Hi-yo Silver, away!" --- The Lone Ranger
Grass type Pokémon only deal half damage to steel type Pokémon, so obviously silver > green.
Silver automatically elevates the stature of something.
Every cloud has a silver lining.
The stars high above us are described as silver.
Movie stars are featured on the silver screen.
Silver is shiny and sparkles.
Cody's better half is on the Silver Team.
Silver has more spectacular people.
We have
Argentum Cruoris
.